(from Choose Your Own Adventure #22: Space Patrol, 1983)
Another contribution from my Lil’ Bro, who added “Sorry, I can’t top the dead unicorn.”
I do find it interesting that this particular ending merited a “do-over” option.
"Listen up, people.  The kids will put up with being eaten by bears, tossed into chasms, cast adrift in the void, but a life as an amnesiac lunar bean farmer?  That’s taking things way too far!”
That’s actually a pretty spot-on assessment of how the kid-brain works, now that I think of it.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #22: Space Patrol, 1983)

Another contribution from my Lil’ Bro, who added “Sorry, I can’t top the dead unicorn.”

I do find it interesting that this particular ending merited a “do-over” option.

"Listen up, people.  The kids will put up with being eaten by bears, tossed into chasms, cast adrift in the void, but a life as an amnesiac lunar bean farmer?  That’s taking things way too far!”

That’s actually a pretty spot-on assessment of how the kid-brain works, now that I think of it.

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    It really is. Downery boring tragic life < cool death.
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