(from Give Yourself Goosebumps #19: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life, 1997)

(from Give Yourself Goosebumps #19: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life, 1997)

(from Find Your Fate #12: James Bond In Strike It Deadly, 1985)
NOT. LIKE. THIS.

(from Find Your Fate #12: James Bond In Strike It Deadly, 1985)

NOT. LIKE. THIS.

(from Give Yourself Goosebumps #7: Under the Magician’s Spell, 1996)

(from Give Yourself Goosebumps #7: Under the Magician’s Spell, 1996)

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #15: House of Danger, 1982)
I always suspected it would end like this.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #15: House of Danger, 1982) 

I always suspected it would end like this.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #25: Prisoner of the Ant People, 1983)
That Ronnie James Dio always did put on a stellar show…

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #25: Prisoner of the Ant People, 1983)

That Ronnie James Dio always did put on a stellar show…

(from Be an Interplanetary Spy #1: Find the Kirillian, 1983)
Revisiting the bad end which begat all this tumblr tomfoolery.

(from Be an Interplanetary Spy #1: Find the Kirillian, 1983)

Revisiting the bad end which begat all this tumblr tomfoolery.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #43: Grand Canyon Odyssey, 1985)
No country for choosing wrong.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #43: Grand Canyon Odyssey, 1985)

No country for choosing wrong.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #10: The Lost Jewels of Nabooti, 1981)
If by “horrible,” you mean “truly epic.”

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #10: The Lost Jewels of Nabooti, 1981)

If by “horrible,” you mean “truly epic.”

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #24: Lost on the Amazon, 1983)
Should’ve sprung for Prime, bro.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #24: Lost on the Amazon, 1983)

Should’ve sprung for Prime, bro.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #13: The Abominable Snowman, 1982)
You chose a 1980s ad for Dianetics, apparently.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #13: The Abominable Snowman, 1982)

You chose a 1980s ad for Dianetics, apparently.